imperfect.

lyalii:

crescent city is so great because there is someone for every kind of reader

we’ve got:

• goth gamer fae who has daddy issues and gets piercings/tattoos instead of therapy
• dark, traumatized angel of death who severs heads without a second thought but really just wants to be loved
• goddess of light fae who’s got curves for days and will step on you (also just wants to be loved)
• hacker boy who probably has a cat-ear headset hidden in his desk drawer
• ballerina/mercenary lesbian couple 
• flirty, charming mer man who wants to be spoiled
• literal cat-boy with an affinity for speaking in riddles, showing up unannounced, and scaring your friends. also he’s the prince of hell did i mention that
• jacob from twilight who wants his roommates to have sex quietly for once
• cool adoptive dad with a shotgun
• drug dealer who would put snakes in your bed

funnytwittertweets:

(via tothedarktower)

kristenbouchard:

applying to jobs is literally psychological torture

(via odin-n-out)

acewithapaintbrush:

I wish every closeted aro/ace person, who is constantly being pressured by family to finally get into a relationship, the same experience upon coming out that I’ve had with my mother:

Keep reading

wherewolf:

okay but we can’t all be final girls. realistically who would u be in a horror movie?

(via thebibliosphere)

striderofthenorth-dom:

rninor:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

I hate this place

(via masterofmymake-believe)

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

(via odin-n-out)

ghostlymoonmoth-deactivated2023:

Happy pride month to all of yall but especially to asexuals, aromantics, straight trans people, and everyone who’s in the closet